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A Clockwork Origin View

A Clockwork Origin

And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perh...

Where No Fan Has Gone Before View

Where No Fan Has Gone Before

Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Ho...

Love and Rocket View

Love and Rocket

And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Why not indeed! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter be...

Less Than Hero View

Less Than Hero

And then the battle's not so bad? Daylight and everything. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants...

Love's Labors Lost in Space View

Love's Labors Lost in Space

Bender, quit destroying the universe! We're rescuing ya. Shut up and get to the point! I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. Daylight...

The Deep South View

The Deep South

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! And until then, I can never die?...

A Big Piece of Garbage View

A Big Piece of Garbage

Large bet on myself in round one. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with. Is there a place on the...

Raging Bender View

Raging Bender

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as 'the brig'. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I sup...

Raging Bender View

Raging Bender

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as 'the brig'. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I sup...

The Prisoner of Benda View

The Prisoner of Benda

Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Please, Don-Bot… look in...